What if one day, everyone dissapeared from Europe, just like a snap of the fingers- all the people, all photos and historical documents- all memory of such land. Once the cities were 're-descovered', anthropologists would undoubtably believe that the people that once inhabitated Europe were smaller than the people of the rest of the world. I mean what people would own such small things !!!
A standard size frozen pizza....
Their standard milk carton- the bowl is almost bigger than it!
And of course, to keep all this small food- their small refridgerators!
-even their ash trays have to be small, but for the amount that Berliners smoke, they would definatly benefit from a larger reservoir.
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hey christine.. its judie (your dancing partner).
its funny that you mention things being small because i had a friend over from germany last year and he flipped out when he saw the size of our fridge. he took pictures of it and everything. then he went on to say.. "no wonder americans are so big". sigh.
heyhey it mickaël, erasmus guy who slept in german this morning next to you small baby !
ahaha funny commentairs !!
yeah but its not an objective remark about the size of everything here, and have you seen the size of their beer ?! aha
and yeah its a normal remark for an american girl, where everything is gigantic ! :D
the jokes on you, I overheard the pilot of your plane say.. 'hey wouldn't it be great to take all these passengers to Tiny Town instead of Germany ?' and so they did. all the fat americans got off the plane without noticing their gurth in comparison to those around them. the tiny people marveled at there size. some of the giants even noticed (you) but it was too late. the villagers of tiny town new that the americans large size would threaten there people. knowing that the tiny town woman marveled at the novelty of the giant men.. thinking how nice it would be to be able to reach their cooking supplies on the top shelves. and so the men of tiny town began to plan and plan and plan until they came up with a wonderful idea. they could ostresize the giant people by putting them in a tiny circus. the date was set, november 23rd (in the future) when all the tiny people would overthrough the giants.. the night will go down in history as gigantuousnichtenlittle (or night the giants turned small). In preparation..for the giants, lay down your weapons and soak yourself in a bath of salt for the next week to shrink yourself as much as possible
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